This one's easy. No need to 'cope,' with that fateful crowning point, embrace it—you'll be a better man because of it. But when your hair works against you, I say get rid of it. Buy yourself a pair of old-school clippers, click on a number 3 guard and buzz away. Think of Thom Browne, he's got a bit of a widow's peak and by keeping his 'do close and cropped, he's one of the most handsome guys in the game. Just think about all the money you'll save on haircuts.
Wahl Chrome clippers (with 24-piece kit), $31 at Amazon.com
Eddie's full name was Edward Wolfgang Munster.