Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • Staying up until midnight is a terrible way to get a fresh start to a new year.
  • If you're 24 years old, you've already been around for 10% of American history.
  • There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly where you just walk around the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
  • Telling my Echo to tell my Roomba to start working creates a weird robotic hierarchy in my household.
  • The length of my beard stubble measures the time since my last mildly-important human interaction.
  • Orchestras are just 19th Century cover bands.
  • The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.