Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • With Jeff Bezos having $116.8 billion and the average person having 100 billion brain cells, Jeff Bezos literally has more money than sense.
  • If you have a Wikipedia page, you've either succeeded in life, or colossally fucked up.
  • Meal prepping is basically eating a week's worth of leftovers from a meal that never happened.
  • At home it's weird for two people to eat two different things for dinner, but at a restaurant it's weird to order the same thing.
  • Anxiety is your brain running worst-care-scenario simulations. Excitement is your brain running best-case-scenario simulations.