They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• If you drive a new car, you are rich. If you drive an old car, you are poor. If you drive a super old car, you are super rich.
• Horses were the first labor force to lose their jobs to robots.
• If you see someone wearing a $20,000 watch, it's hard to know if they're really good with money or really bad.
• Shaking hands, giving the peace sign and bumping fists are all ways to say goodbye. It's like rock paper scissors, except you want to tie.
• Being a surgeon is like being a mechanic except you have to fix the car while the engine is running.