They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• Kids endlessly asking "why" are actually applying the socratic method and stimulating adults to think critically.
• Anxiety is like worrying that you forgot your car keys even though you are driving your car.
• The difference between looking at the stars and looking at the sun is like the difference between listening to a choir and having someone scream directly into your ear.
• In almost 20 years, Who Wants to Be a Millionaire has never adjusted for inflation, creating a massively different payout.
• Iceland and Greenland might be the earliest record of mass trolling by humanity.