Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • Nothing screams first world problem more than trying to decide which piece of your food you want to eat last cause the last flavor in your mouth matters.
  • Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is.
  • Learning about sex by watching porn is like learning to drive by watching Fast and Furious.
  • Dippin' Dots has been "The ice cream of the future" for 30 years now and we still can't get it at the grocery store.
  • The only negative thing about nicer weather is losing all of that pocket storage from your jacket.