They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• Nothing screams first world problem more than trying to decide which piece of your food you want to eat last cause the last flavor in your mouth matters.
• Dogs can be our best friends, but the cat will never tell the police where the marijuana is.
• Learning about sex by watching porn is like learning to drive by watching Fast and Furious.
• Dippin' Dots has been "The ice cream of the future" for 30 years now and we still can't get it at the grocery store.
• The only negative thing about nicer weather is losing all of that pocket storage from your jacket.