Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie thats entirely ending credits.
  • 25 years ago seeing a toddler use technology was seen as a stroke of genius. Today it is largely met with thoughts of a lack of parenting.
  • A shark eating a human because it thought it was a seal is the equivalent of a human eating a raisin cookie thinking it was chocolate chip.
  • Any stairway is a stairway to heaven if you're clumsy enough.
  • Some people might think we are the peak of evolution, but plants can literally eat sunlight.