Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • If race horses could comprehend that victory meant a lifetime of leisure and sex they'd probably run even faster.
  • If you run at 11 pm you are a night person. If you run at 5 am you are a morning person. If you run at 3 am you are a suspicious person.
  • There's nothing more mildly offensive than when someone else approaches the crosswalk and doesn't trust that you've already pushed the button.
  • Urban dictionary is like an older brother that teaches you the things your parents (Wikipedia and Thesaurus) think you're too young to understand.
  • Being the owner of a sports team is basically owning a very expensive trading card set.