They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• If reincarnation is real, then maybe flies and other bugs are purposely annoying because they want to get killed and get reincarnated as something better.
• A penny saved is actually more valuable than a penny earned because you don't pay taxes on it.
• Glass buildings are just elaborate sand castles.
• You are paid by how hard you are to replace, not by how hard you work.
• LEGO is one of the only companies that can release an almost infinite amount of new products, without actually creating any new products.