Wahl Chrome clippers (with 24-piece kit), $31 at Amazon.com.
This one's easy. No need to 'cope,' with that fateful crowning point, embrace it—you'll be a better man because of it. But when your hair works against you, I say get rid of it. Buy yourself a pair of old-school clippers, click on a number 3 guard and buzz away. Think of Thom Browne, he's got a bit of a widow's peak and by keeping his 'do close and cropped, he's one of the most handsome guys in the game. Just think about all the money you'll save on haircuts.