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What to get the guy who has everything? How about a pack of artisanal bacon delivered to his doorstep every month for a year? From a stash of cigars to quirky T-shirts, it seems there's an of-the-month club for everything these days. And why not? It's the gift that keep giving the whole year.

Fruit of the Month Club
The mother of all these clubs sends a box of expertly-wrapped fresh fruit every 30 days. Starting at $230,
at Harry & David

Bacon of the Month Club
Along with the 12 packs of bacon, recipients will also get a rubber pig toy and the Bacon Strip—a comic strip devoted entirely to pork-related humor. $315 ($190 for 6 months), at Grateful Palate

Playboy Limited Edition Wine Club
Tastefully smutty pictures on high class hooch. Each subscription comes with an oak box to display, because you only get it to read the labels, right? $1,576, at Playboy Wines

Threadless 12 Club
For the hipster on your list, these quirky, well-designed tees are printed in a limited-run, ensuring your friends are as irreverently unique as they think they are. $200, at Threadless