The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ronald Miller of Valet. Monday, January 14th Edition 1 Baby's Got Back The struggle is real for hockey players trying to look good in pants. Their rather larger thighs and glutes make it near impossible to find proper fitting trousers. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Baby's Got Back The struggle is real for hockey players trying to look good in pants. Their rather larger thighs and glutes make it near impossible to find proper fitting trousers. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Bright Lights, Small City The case for getting out of whatever major metropolitan area you live in and moving somewhere that you are actually recognized on the streets. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Pizza Fail Safe Stuck trying to figure out what to get on your pie? Ponder no more with these four steadfast rules for pizza toppings. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Keep it Simple Inside the rise and fall of the fancy chef burger and why the old classic is here to stay. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Big Sunscreen A slew of new, convincing research suggests everything we've been told about avoiding the sun could be clinically false. Time to let the sun in ... By Instapaper Pocket Advertisement