The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ronald Miller of Valet. Tuesday, January 22nd Edition 1 Mile High Salon Got a cross-country flight or early morning departure? Step off the plane feeling like a million bucks with this 30,000 foot grooming guide. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Mile High Salon Got a cross-country flight or early morning departure? Step off the plane feeling like a million bucks with this 30,000 foot grooming guide. By Instapaper Pocket 2 MC Word-count A definitive, interactive guide to the breadth and depth of every major rapper's vocabulary. Find out who's a little too wordy for their own good. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Spark Joy? These hacks to clean and de-clutter your computer (inside and out) are a Marie Kondo dream. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Fatberg Straight Ahead! Icebergs of fat, oil and grease are clogging the sewers of major cities around the globe, and it's a big disgusting problem. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Safety First The comprehensive list to better driving skills, from essential winter road tips to nailing a bad ass hood slide. By Instapaper Pocket Advertisement