The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ronald Miller of Valet. Friday, January 25th Edition 1 Weezer for the Win Spurned on by their hit cover of "Africa," Weezer broke the internet this week with the ultimate cover album. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Weezer for the Win Spurned on by their hit cover of "Africa," Weezer broke the internet this week with the ultimate cover album. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Dysfunction Junction This inside account of the Cleveland Browns and the most dysfunctional front office in sports reads like a made-for-movie family drama. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Dank Whatever your political leanings, the Trump era has made for some fantastically hilarious memes. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Jean Theory What to wear with every shade of denim in your closet. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Portugal's Menswear Moment Don't be surprised if, after a stellar slew of premiers at Pitti Uomo, Portgual becomes a menswear cultural hub. By Instapaper Pocket Advertisement