The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ronald Miller of Valet. Monday, February 4th Edition 1 Shape Shifters Tall, short, bulky or slim ... this is everything you need to know about tailoring your look to your body type. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Shape Shifters Tall, short, bulky or slim ... this is everything you need to know about tailoring your look to your body type. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Remedy Rundown If you're battling one of those classic wintertime colds, these are the remedies that definitely don't work, and a few that just might. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Dress It Up Take notes for your next black-tie affair: the good, the bad and the (really) ugly of the red carpet. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Unfollow Comedians are encouraging their fans to dump the most popular meme account on Instagram, FuckJerry, in response to his joke-stealing ways. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Some Good News Inside the grand plan to clean the Great Pacific Garbage Patch. By Instapaper Pocket Advertisement