The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Thursday, March 19th Edition 1 Spray It ... There’s a surge in bidet sales (damn toilet paper), but there are actually plenty of reasons why you should consider buying one. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Spray It ... There’s a surge in bidet sales (damn toilet paper), but there are actually plenty of reasons why you should consider buying one. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Sweat It Out This home workout features sets, reps and guided videos to show you how to adequately get your sweat on. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Facing Boredom An exhaustive guide to what you need to stream and what you didn't even think you needed to stream but definitely still should. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Conquering Fears Call it a Millennial tick or a new phobia, but if you stress out the second a phone rings, here's how to conquer that fear. By Instapaper Pocket 5 What Could Have Been It's college basketball's biggest what-if? ESPN took it into their own hands and projected the 2020 NCAA Tournament's seeding and outcome. By Instapaper Pocket