The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Wednesday, March 25th Edition 1 Not Another One ... The real reason why every brand you’ve ever ordered from or interacted with is sending you emails about their COVID-19 plans. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Not Another One ... The real reason why every brand you’ve ever ordered from or interacted with is sending you emails about their COVID-19 plans. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Full Refund All the tips and tricks to ensure you get your money back in full from that canceled spring break or early summer trip you had planned. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Agree or Disagree? To celebrate the 15th anniversary of The Office, the well-respected Ringer team picked their top fifty episodes. By Instapaper Pocket 4 For the Greater Good Why postponing the Summer Olympics in Tokyo will make for a better Games. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Daily Wear Hygiene No question is a dumb question these days ... so the Gear Patrol team tackles “can my clothes have coronavirus on them?” By Instapaper Pocket Worth a Follow Special Promotion ELEVATOR curates interesting, thought-provoking brain and eye candy that's sure to make you a little more intriguing and stocked with useful conversation starters. Subscribe to ELEVATOR »