The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Tuesday, April 7th Edition 1 What’s Money? Breaking down the very real cost of Entertainment 720’s “End of the World” party from Parks and Rec. By Instapaper Pocket 1 What’s Money? Breaking down the very real cost of Entertainment 720’s “End of the World” party from Parks and Rec. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Swoosh Rules All In typical fashion, Nike is ahead of the curve and surviving the retail apocalypse. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Film Buffs Nearly 200 SXSW short films that were supposed to be showcased this year are free for your viewing pleasure. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Hard Work Can you job hunt now? For those looking, it's pretty dismal out there. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Smooth Sailing While you may never accept it, there is a way to gracefully go bald. By Instapaper Pocket