The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Wednesday, April 15th Edition 1 Valid Question How did shaking hands become our standard way of greeting people anyway? By Instapaper Pocket 1 Valid Question How did shaking hands become our standard way of greeting people anyway? By Instapaper Pocket 2 Sweatpants Only Stop stressing about the #Quarantine15 by focusing on feeling good rather than eating and exercising perfectly. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Cohabitating Five things ’90s sitcoms taught us about living with roommates. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Neat Freak Can vacuuming really make your place feel bigger? By Instapaper Pocket 5 Burnout Conference call happy hours and hangouts are already losing their luster. By Instapaper Pocket Worth a Follow Special Promotion Two times a week, SHIFT sends off a handful of stories from the edges of the web geared towards enhancing your mind, body and spirit. Subscribe to SHIFT »