The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Friday, April 17th Edition 1 Surviving Each Other How couples can make it through isolation and not end up splitting after this passes. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Surviving Each Other How couples can make it through isolation and not end up splitting after this passes. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Unsubscribe From mail-in orders to never-ending emails, a detailed look at being over-subscribed. By Instapaper Pocket 3 That's a No The answer to all of your social distancing loophole questions ... is no. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Quarantine Scholarship These ivy league schools are offering their courses for free online. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Ouch Here’s what happens when you crash a $1 million car. By Instapaper Pocket