The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Monday, May 4th Edition 1 Top-Notch Meats The best places online to buy any kind of meat. By Instapaper Pocket 1 Top-Notch Meats The best places online to buy any kind of meat. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Better Slow and Steady The idea of “get rich quick” is misguided and usually spells out disaster for whoever’s involved. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Oof, That's Heavy Hafthor Björnsson, strongest man on Earth and of Game of Thrones fame, just crushed the world deadlift record. By Instapaper Pocket 4 Quality Beats Showtime’s Billions is more than just high-class finance, it’s got some of the best music in TV. By Instapaper Pocket 5 Spinning Up Bike shops have seen their businesses blossom during a time when everyone should be home. By Instapaper Pocket