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The
Morning
Report

The five best stories from around the web.

Edited by
Ronald Miller of Valet.

Thursday, August 15th Edition

1

It All Started in a Basement

30 years ago Hollywood comedy changed forever when Dana Carvey and Michael Myers got together and kicked off a decade-defining era of hilarious movies.

By

The Ringer
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    • Instapaper
    • Pocket

1

It All Started in a Basement

30 years ago Hollywood comedy changed forever when Dana Carvey and Michael Myers got together and kicked off a decade-defining era of hilarious movies.

By

The Ringer
  •  
    • Instapaper
    • Pocket

2

*This* Is a Big One!

We feel it is our civic duty to let you know that Lucky Charm marshmallows are being sold separately and coming soon to a grocery store near you.

By

The Kitchn
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    • Instapaper
    • Pocket

3

The Curious Mr. McBride

From Pineapple Express to Eastbound & Down, looking into the wild (and often misunderstood) humor of Danny McBride.

By

Los Angeles Times
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    • Instapaper
    • Pocket

4

Living with the Funk

If you live in a big city, chances are you're used to the stenches, but how did we get so comfortable with smelly environments?

By

Fast Company
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    • Instapaper
    • Pocket

5

Cheese-pocalypse?

Trump's trade wars have extended to where it hurts us the most: our cheese obsession.

By

Grub Street
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    • Instapaper
    • Pocket

«

8/14

'Friends' gets the big data treatment for our analytical pleasure, the best hotels in America's national parks and the 'real' morning people.

8/16

Why men lie about their height, when a pen and paper are better than an app, and everything you need to know about waxing your privates.

»

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