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Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • A guy named "Weird Al" has had a 40+ year long career with no allegations of sexual impropriety.
  • The two e's in bee might actually be silent.
  • If you start counting from zero with either positive or negative numbers, your lips wont touch until you reach one million.
  • When you're sick, the advice you get is to literally do drugs and stay out of school.
  • The reason Spiderman is consistently hated by the public, yet saves them anyway, is because spiders are generally hated despite their vital role in curbing pestilence.

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