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Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • It takes seconds to get an instant email newsletter when you sign up, but takes 24 to 72 hours to be removed.
  • You never realize how much force you use to chew your food until you bite your lip.
  • The more you write on a piece of paper, the heavier it becomes.
  • The voice inside your head is always the same volume.
  • If you're killing it, you're doing a good job. If you butcher it, you're doing a bad job.

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