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Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • Before the internet, nerds and fanboys were getting bullied. After the internet, nerds and fanboys became the bullies.
  • Music sure does sound different when you're in a group and no one likes what you picked.
  • If the polluting of the oceans and overfishing continue, they'll have to update "there's plenty of fish in the sea" to "there are still some fish left among the trash", which is also far more accurate dating-wise.
  • Paranoid-schizophrenics named "Siri" or "Alexa" have had it really rough these past few years.
  • When having to go 20 mph in a school zone, you spend more time making sure you're not speeding then actually looking out for kids.

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