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Thursday, September 26th Edition
Ever wonder what all goes into crash testing cars? It's a lot more than those satisfying slo-mo videos.
Message on a Bottle
Do you love whiskey, rye and bourbon? Then you should read this scathing damnation of “craft whiskey.”
The Gang's All Here
With a whopping 13 seasons to its name, here is the definitive ranking of every It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode.