The Morning Report The five best stories from around the web. Edited by Ethan Thomas of Valet. Thursday, September 26th Edition 1 We Wanna Be Like Mike Michael B. Jordan talks anime, inclusivity in Hollywood and turning his talents toward fashion design. By Instapaper Pocket 1 We Wanna Be Like Mike Michael B. Jordan talks anime, inclusivity in Hollywood and turning his talents toward fashion design. By Instapaper Pocket 2 Brutal Ever wonder what all goes into crash testing cars? It's a lot more than those satisfying slo-mo videos. By Instapaper Pocket 3 Message on a Bottle Do you love whiskey, rye and bourbon? Then you should read this scathing damnation of “craft whiskey.” By Instapaper Pocket 4 The Gang's All Here With a whopping 13 seasons to its name, here is the definitive ranking of every It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode. By Instapaper Pocket 5 No Excuses If you still need to register to vote, you can do it in less than five minutes. Here are three ways to do it quickly. By Instapaper Pocket
