Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • Actually making eye contact would be really gross.
  • If the universe is infinite, fiction doesn't exist.
  • Having kids is like having really drunk friends who take 18-25 years to sober up.
  • A coin has three sides not two.
  • Are we using the first or second "T" when we abbreviate Street as St?
  • Mosquitos are kings of "stop hitting yourself."