Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • Nothing seems so much like a personal betrayal to me than when my body wakes me to go to the bathroom 15 minutes before my alarm would go off.
  • Every semicolon I have ever used has been a shot in the dark.
  • At this point it is safe to assume that the whole "Long live the Queen!" stuff might actually be working.
  • With the money I spent on my CD collection as a teenager, I could have paid for years and years of Spotify streaming now.
  • The slightest movement will cause an automatic toilet to flush, but I have to do 50 different movements with my hands to get the sinks to turn on.