They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• George Washington died in 1799. The first dinosaur fossil was discovered in 1824. George Washington never knew dinosaurs existed.
• It would be weird if a human yelled out "Anyone wanna fuck?" But birds do it all day and nobody cares.
• Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.
• When you got out of school at 3 pm, it felt very late. When you get off work at 3 pm, it feels like you got half your day back.
• If you're the least attractive person in an orgy ... you're at the right orgy