The Morning Report: 6/15/17

The Morning Report

Thursday,
June 15, 2017

Edited by Ronald Miller of Valet.

Recommended Web Reading

High Tops History

High tops used to rule the NBA. Now it's all about low-profile performance shoes.

Oral Etiquette

A little racy for a Thursday morning, but every girl out there wants us to read this guide to blow job etiquette.

Oral Etiquette

A little racy for a Thursday morning, but every girl out there wants us to read this guide to blow job etiquette.

Oral Etiquette

A little racy for a Thursday morning, but every girl out there wants us to read this guide to blow job etiquette.

Redneck's Rise

Dustin Johnson and how a hick from South Carolina rose from humble beginnings to the world's best golfer, and husband to a prolific model who is the daughter of the world's greatest hockey player.

Happy Hour Hangover

We've all been there—a night out with the coworkers where you wake up wondering if you said the wrong thing. Survive your next happy hour with this guide.

World-Class Teams

Whether you're building a start-up or just trying to finish a group project in school, this Stanford professor's techniques for building world-class teams should help.

Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

"So who's driving?" is going to be the dad joke of the decade when self-driving cars are more of a thing.
It must be annoying for nudists when they have to clean their glasses.

There are two types of people in this world: Those who will send back an order if it's incorrect, and those who will suffer in silence and stick with whatever they're given.
The greatest honor a spy can receive is a medal given to them by the enemy.