Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • The only people that are smart enough to save all of the money from winning a lottery are smart enough to not buy lottery tickets.
  • Your future self is talking shit about you.
  • Smart people don't have smart opinions, they have smart arguments for their opinions.
  • A lighter in the stone age would have been a life saving device, but we mostly use it today to give ourselves cancer.
  • Humans relax to the sounds of birds screaming for sex.