They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• If you were to remarry after your spouse dies, it would be very awkward if all three of you went to heaven.
• You've probably never been the only person looking at the moon.
• Almost all microwaves have a "popcorn" button option, yet all popcorn bags advise not to use it.
• Someone walking towards you with a clipboard is never a good thing.
• One of the more ironic things in life is watching a movie where the actor plays a struggling actor.