This Ain't No Murse

Alan in The Hangover defended his little bag by calling it a "satchel," but we all know there was nothing manly about that bag. But if you're looking for a bag you can carry proudly, might we suggest this one. Made with vintage Czech army cloth and salvaged leather straps, the design is based on an archival military helmet bag. With four distinct compartment and enough room for all your daily essentials, even if you were to store your ascots in here, no one would snicker, jeer or give you any funny looks. This bag means business and so will its owner.

$76 at Mohawk General Store

• Mohawk General Store is owned by Kevin Carney, co-founder of The Generic Man line of shoes.