They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• Since most people check their phone for the time, we're back to having pocket watches.
• Are you good at masturbating if you finish in 10 seconds or 10 minutes?
• Let's have a moment of silence for all the neighbors of musicians. Thanks for doing your part.
• In 20 years people will look at cashiers like we look at elevator attendants.
• Ever wondered how many random strangers you have seen on the last day of their lives?