They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• My dog's memory lives on through my login passwords.
• 2007 doesn't seem that long ago, and 2027 feels extremely far away. They are both 10 years from now.
• I can barely keep the same "writing voice" across my university essays and reports, yet Wikipedia, edited by millions, reads like it was written by one person.
• The 2000's were the golden age for celebratory New Year's Eve glasses.
• We're lucky rain falls in millions of tiny drops instead of one huge drop.
• I assume my coworkers memorize every outfit I've ever worn, even though no one cares what I wear.