Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • It's weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe, and that daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.
  • The most unrealistic thing about Harry Potter is that nobody asks him if they can try his glasses.
  • If you have $10,000 and found a $20 bill in your pocket, it would be the equivalent of Bill Gates finding $180 million in his pocket.
  • The sea shore is the worst possible location for Sally to sell seashells.
  • Nobody gives grass the credit it deserves for making Earth not look like a big ball of wet dirt.