They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• For a non-native speaker, making a pun demonstrates the highest understanding of language. As a native speaker, making a pun demonstrates the lowest understanding of comedy.
• Most websites are designed to keep you from leaving, but the whole point of Google is to get rid of you as fast as possible.
• With "stop drop and roll" being so important early on, I sure thought fire would be a bigger problem.
• "I have a startup" is just the older brother of "I'm in a band."
• I have no idea where in my car the sound of the car horn comes from.
• Whoever named the fireplace must have been a no nonsense kind of guy.