They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• You've known your parents your entire life, but they've only known you a fraction of theirs.
• I've come to hate the sound of my alarm so much that I wake up one or two minutes before it goes off just to turn it off.
• Google before you tweet is the new think before you speak.
• I'm pretty sure 95% of Friends episodes could just be titled "The One With All the Misunderstanding."
• No matter how old I get, I always feel like everyone older than myself is a "real" adult and I'm just faking it somehow.