Shower Thoughts
They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.
- I never truly doubt myself more than when I'm trying to determine the appropriate portion of spaghetti to cook.
- "Dry clean only" should really say "wear with caution and hang back up promptly after each use".
- I'd get as much use out of a "lowest before muting" button as I would the mute button.
- Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
- When we think something smells good, we say "that smells good," but when we say something smells bad, we simply say "that smells."