They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• The Great Wall of China has probably brought more foreigners to China than it kept out.
• Sleeping in until 11 am sounds lazier than waking up at 9 and taking a two hour nap later on in the day.
• If every kid really achieved their dreams, we'd have a huge surplus of fire fighters and astronauts.
• Despite being very short, Bart manages to reach the top of the chalk board with perfect hand writing.
• Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.