They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• Turning 18 would be a much bigger deal if it was impossible to lie about your age on the Internet.
• Referring to my parents as "Dad and Mom" instead of "Mom and Dad" feels extremely uncomfortable.
• The lottery is a Kickstarter to make one guy super rich.
• An atheist is just an overly confident agnostic.
• An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $100 bills would be worth the same.
• I have always considered myself a pessimist until I am nearly out of fuel in my car.