Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • Accidentally liking someone's post while snooping through their profile is the digital equivalent of stepping on a twig while sneaking through the forest.
  • Gravity is creepy when you realize you're not walking around on a surface, but getting pulled into a burning core of magma.
  • Crickets are the most relaxing sound ever. A cricket is the most irritating sound ever.
  • We don't realize how much noise we make until we do anything in a room with a person sleeping.
  • Dad jokes aren't funny to dads either. What's funny to dads is how people react to the joke.