Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • If I want to summon a gust of wind, it seems like all I have to do is try to light a cigarette with a crappy lighter.
  • Dreams are the ultimate "you had to be there" story.
  • George Washington led an army against Great Britain so that one day we could stuff tiny portraits of him into stripper's underwear.
  • Eye exams are the only exams that makes you look smarter if you fail it.
  • Do pieces of firewood view axe handles as traitors?

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