Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • If you go to jail for tax evasion, you're living off of taxes because you didn't pay taxes.
  • We dumb down our vocabulary to babies at a time when their minds are most capable of learning language.
  • You know you've won the procrastinator of the year when you don't have to move the clock ahead to "spring forward" because you never bothered to move it back last fall.
  • A biological parent who gets along really well with their child literally made a friend.
  • If you pay to see the results of an online IQ test, then you failed the test.