Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • There is nothing better than realizing, right after you wake up, that you won't have to face repercussions for the terrible choices you made in your dream.
  • People won't take 15 seconds to fact check something, but they'll spend 15 minutes on an online quiz to find out what kind of potato they are.
  • Using a dollar bill as a book mark is probably cheaper than buying a bookmark.
  • You see more starlight during the day than at night.
  • Anxiety is just your brain coming up with fake news.