Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • When stopping for fast food, my decision on where to stop is strongly based on whether or not I have to turn left into the place.
  • Usually if I'm staring at a stranger it's because I find them really attractive, but if someone stares at me I always assume there is food on my face.
  • We make fun of people Instagramming their food, but lest we forget that, during the Renaissance, lots of artists were just painting bowls of fruit.
  • Your future spouse is currently walking around making memories that they'll tell you about someday.
  • Start using "at the turn of the century" when describing something that happened to you around 1999/2000.
  • Our bodies are surprisingly quiet considering all the work it's constantly doing.