The Morning Report: 3/30/17

Thursday,
March 30, 2017

Edited by Ronald Miller of Valet.

Fashion Crusade

Uniqlo is done following trends, and is coming full bore for the American consumer's ass.

Watch Report

Reporting back from all the goings on at the world's biggest watch event in Switzerland.

Watch Report

Reporting back from all the goings on at the world's biggest watch event in Switzerland.

Watch Report

Reporting back from all the goings on at the world's biggest watch event in Switzerland.

Branson on Bill

From one billionaire to another, Richard Branson discusses his relationship with Bill Gates, how he met Jeff Bezos and more.

Color Swatch

The case for adding a little flavor to your look this summer with a colorful watch from Swatch.

Out with the Old

Even the loyalists may be swayed from their iPhone to the new Samsung S8 with these awesome features.

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

There have been entire civilizations who would never have known that water has a solid form.
Maybe nothing can go faster than the speed of light because that's the tick-rate of the server our simulation is running in.
The guys who lost the hand of poker at the beginning of Titanic were the real winners.
I can get a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt, from a cop that's on a motorcycle.
Eat the same breakfast every morning and you're normal, eat the same lunch everyday and you're boring, have the same dinner every night and you're a fucking lunatic.