Shower Thoughts

They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

  • When I was a child, everyone wanted the top bunk. But now every child wants the bottom bunk. Because that's where the socket is.
  • Weird how shoelaces untie themselves and headphone cords tie themselves.
  • Of all the things that "taste just like chicken", its weird that eggs are not one of them.
  • The only time I question the reliability of my headphones is when I'm watching porn.
  • When the drinking age was 18, the 18th amendment banned drinking. Then the 21st amendment brought it back, and 21 is the current drinking age.
  • Starting a podcast is the new starting a band in college.