They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• One of the most comforting things you can hear from your classmate is "I haven't started yet either."
• Applause is weird. "I approve of this, so have some noise."
• Urban Dictionary will probably be a useful tool for future historians so they can actually figure out what we're saying.
• Without Mister T, "I pity the fool" would sound like something out of a Shakespeare play.
• Every time we hate or cringe at our past selves, we should instead be glad that we find our present selves to be an improvement.