They're not all winners, but Reddit's constantly updated list has some gems now and then. Here are a few recent favorites.

• For how much "stop drop and roll" was ingrained into me as a child, I really thought I would catch on fire more times than I have.
• Google just gave me 21,900,000 search results in 0.62 seconds, and I got annoyed because what I wanted wasn't on the first page.
• I always judge how good a movie is by it's ability to make me forget to check how much of it is left.
• It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realizes I have too much shit to carry.
• The pocket is a far greater invention than it is given credit for.